1 in 5 Americans Going to Hell, According to 4 in 5 Americans
None-ists come to the rescue?
Demographers speculate that while the number of None-ists is exploding like the souls of the damned when the come in contact with Satan, their rise could be nipped by growing immigrant populations, which tend to be more religious, and their own low birth rates. Because what’s the point?
Meanwhile, deep below the deepest point of the known ocean, Cthulhu continues to slowly creep toward land, completely indifferent to humanity.